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Queen of Everything
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Queen of Everything
Since it is impossible for me to keep the massive amounts of stories I've written in one nice little list, I've made this little sticky post for the front page of my journal so all of you beautiful people can easily find my stories.


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Queen of Everything
16 September 2014 @ 10:56 pm
Title: Breakfast for Two
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Skyeward
Summary: Skye doesn’t know much about relationships but she’s pretty sure when you wake after your first night with a guy to find he’s made you waffles and bacon that it means he’s in love with you.
Warnings: Mentions to sexy times.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: I wanted to write some adorable fluff and I guess we can call this ‘what the fuck is Hydra’. Also, I dedicate this to my son Cameron because he has a sad.

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Queen of Everything
16 September 2014 @ 10:54 pm
Title: The Queens
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Skye & May
Summary: Skye and May have a bonding moment before Skye is forced to face her demons.
Warnings: Language.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: Fun fact: this started off as something for another fic and turned into Skye and Mama May bonding time and yeah man. This takes place after the first sneak peek; I haven’t seen the new one yet so don’t take that into account when reading this.

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Queen of Everything
14 September 2014 @ 12:28 am
Title: No One Can Hurt You Now
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG
Pairing: Skyeward
Summary: He’d come to her after everyone had gone to bed a complete wreck and she’d pulled him into her arms and held him until the sobbing subsided. It wasn’t the first time he’d come to her this way and she was sure it wouldn’t be the last.
Warnings: Mild-angst.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  Tumblr anon requested Skyeward for the calming sentence prompt ‘you'll be alright, no one can hurt you now’.

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Queen of Everything
13 September 2014 @ 07:40 pm
Title: You’re Not Going to Lose Me
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Skyeward
Summary: Skye comforts Grant in the middle of the night when he’s plagued by nightmares.
Warnings: Grant has PTSD.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  Ally requested Skyeward + ‘you’re not going to lose me’ for the calming sentence prompt.

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Queen of Everything
13 September 2014 @ 07:36 pm
Title: Grant’s Anatomy
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Skyeward
Summary: She certainly hadn’t meant to nearly run over the hottest guy she’d ever seen in her life while lost in a snow storm but here she was; stuck in some crappy Massachusetts town for the foreseeable future and sitting by a stranger’s hospital bedside because she’d been unable to leave him.
Warnings: Mentions of abuse.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  natasharomanxffs requested Skyeward + meeting in the E.R. AU.

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Queen of Everything
Title: Fix a Heart
Chapter 03: (Grant) It’s Probably What’s Best for You
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: R
Characters: Skye, Grant, Melinda, Phil, Jemma, Fitz, Trip, Lance Hunter, Isabelle Hartley, Billy & Sam Koenig, Bobbi Morse, Clint, Natasha, Raina, Kate Bishop, Skye’s father, Alice Linn, Maria, Tony, Bruce, Steve, May’s mom & sister, Talbot, & others that may pop in from time to time
Pairings: Skyeward, Fitzsimmons, Philinda, Triplett/Hunter, & Clintasha with past Isabelle/Victoria, Clint/Bobbi, & May/her ex-husband
Summary: Season Two AU: Two and a half years after the fall of S.H.I.E.L.D. Coulson and his team are still struggling to rise from the ashes, slowly piecing their lives and organization back together one shard at a time. With nowhere else to turn and the life of one of their own on the line they’re left with no choice but to break Ward out of prison and bring him along for the ride. Filled with angst, betrayal, romance, and snark! Come along for the whimsical ride down what will never happen in season two.
Warnings: Heavy-handed on the angst, mentions to Bahrain and China, sexual situations, cursing, mild-violence, & oh yes did I mention there’s angst?
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: As you can see I’m only giving you pieces to solve the puzzle. See what I did there?

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Queen of Everything
Title: Fix a Heart
Chapter 02: (Skye) I Ended Up with Wounds to Bind
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: R
Characters: Skye, Grant, Melinda, Phil, Jemma, Fitz, Trip, Lance Hunter, Isabelle Hartley, Billy & Sam Koenig, Bobbi Morse, Clint, Natasha, Raina, Kate Bishop, Skye’s father, Alice Linn, Maria, Tony, Bruce, Steve, May’s mom & sister, Talbot, & others that may pop in from time to time
Pairings: Skyeward, Fitzsimmons, Philinda, Triplett/Hunter, & Clintasha with past Isabelle/Victoria, Clint/Bobbi, & May/her ex-husband
Summary: Season Two AU: Two and a half years after the fall of S.H.I.E.L.D. Coulson and his team are still struggling to rise from the ashes, slowly piecing their lives and organization back together one shard at a time. With nowhere else to turn and the life of one of their own on the line they’re left with no choice but to break Ward out of prison and bring him along for the ride. Filled with angst, betrayal, romance, and snark! Come along for the whimsical ride down what will never happen in season two.
Warnings: Heavy-handed on the angst, mentions to Bahrain and China, sexual situations, cursing, mild-violence, & oh yes did I mention there’s angst?
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: So when Fury makes Phil director he tells him to ‘take him time and do it right’ which is why the big time jump. I don’t think they could get anywhere in a few months even with Tony’s help while also staying off the grid and I think Grant needs time in prison so yeah, that’s where we are.

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Queen of Everything
Title: Fix a Heart
Chapter 01: (Skye) I Tried to Sever Ties
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: R
Characters: Skye, Grant, Melinda, Phil, Jemma, Fitz, Trip, Lance Hunter, Isabelle Hartley, Billy & Sam Koenig, Bobbi Morse, Clint, Natasha, Raina, Kate Bishop, Skye’s father, Alice Linn, Maria, Tony, Bruce, Steve, May’s mom & sister, Talbot, & others that may pop in from time to time
Pairings: Skyeward, Fitzsimmons, Philinda, Triplett/Hunter, & Clintasha with past Isabelle/Victoria, Clint/Bobbi, & May/her ex-husband
Summary: Season Two AU: Two and a half years after the fall of S.H.I.E.L.D. Coulson and his team are still struggling to rise from the ashes, slowly piecing their lives and organization back together one shard at a time. With nowhere else to turn and the life of one of their own on the line they’re left with no choice but to break Ward out of prison and bring him along for the ride. Filled with angst, betrayal, romance, and snark! Come along for the whimsical ride down what will never happen in season two.
Warnings: Heavy-handed on the angst, mentions to Bahrain and China, sexual situations, cursing, mild-violence, & oh yes did I mention there’s angst?
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: So I kind of wanted to do something like this awhile back and then the promo happened and I became consumed with this. I’m trying a different storytelling style that I hope works. This has been really painful to write so far and I was planning to post it all at once but I realized not only would that been way too many words to post at once but way too much pain as well. I’m planning to post chapters in chunks as I feel they go together best and I’m hoping this will be finished by the time the second season actually airs. Anyway, enjoy and try not to hate me too much because the show will probably hurt more?

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Queen of Everything
07 September 2014 @ 05:59 am
Title: The Bodyguard
Chapter 05: Grant
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: R
Characters: Skye, Grant, Melinda, Phil, Trip, Kate Bishop, Donnie, Fitz, Jemma, Maria Hill, Marcus Daniels, Ian Quinn, Clint Barton, Sharon Carter, & America Chavez; Skye/Grant, Melinda/Phil, Fitz/Simmons/Trip, & implied America/Kate
Summary: When Coulson assigns Agent Grant Ward to bodyguard duty he isn’t happy about it. He’s even less thrilled when he discovers he’s assigned to Coulson’s daughter, his old Academy frenemy turned international pop star. With an obsessive fan threatening Skye’s life and a world tour filled with shenanigans our two heroes are in for a whirlwind of adventure, romance, and secrets.
Warnings: Swearing, typical AOS-type violence, very mild sexual content.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: This might be longer than I anticipated; crap. Also, I’ve been working on this sucker for like a month and a half which is why I posted so much to begin with and now it’s becoming a bigger thing than intended, whoops.

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Queen of Everything
07 September 2014 @ 05:44 am
Title: Nothing Important
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Fitzsimmons with Skye
Summary: “Oh, Fitz, there’s no need to be embarrassed,” she scolded in a teasing tone. “Your body has biological needs, after all. And if I leave now you’ll just feel too awkward to finish and then you’ll be moody and insufferable tomorrow morning. And since I interrupted the least I can do is give you a hand.”

“Jemma Simmons, I don’t think this is an appropriate time for puns!”
Warnings: Smutty smut smut ;).
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: I blame that gifset of Iain masturbating in The Fades

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Queen of Everything
07 September 2014 @ 05:16 am
Title: Science Babies
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG
Pairing: Fitzsimmons
Summary: In which Fitz and Simmons meet at Comic Con.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  jsimmonss requested Fitzsimmons + meeting at a festival/convention au. I’m sorry if this is crap I kind of mostly drew a blank on this prompt.

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Queen of Everything
05 September 2014 @ 04:08 am
Title: For Science
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Fitzsimmons with Trip
Summary: They’ve had too many near-death experiences lately and Jemma has had enough.
Warnings: Nothing.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  Fitzsimmons kissing will be the death of me.

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Queen of Everything
04 September 2014 @ 11:53 pm
Title: The Smartest One
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Fitzsimmons
Summary: As Fitz begins to piece together bits of his memory, his and Simmons’ conflicting accounts of how they became friends forces them to finally discuss his feelings and what it means for their friendship.
Warnings: Dumb science babies being dumb science babies a.k.a. lots of Fitzsimmonsing.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  I wanted to do something with these two dorks talking and then the deleted scenes of their Academy days were released and I could not resist myself. I dedicate this to Caitlin, Cindy, Jess, & Tiff who are my Fitzsimmons babies and who I want to ruin with this. Enjoy.

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Queen of Everything
04 September 2014 @ 01:07 am
Title: Ground Floor
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Skye/Ward
Summary: She could destroy him with a single touch and when she finished he would gladly beg for more.
Warnings: Ward has filthy thoughts and smuttiness ensues.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  Ami requested Skyeward + boss/intern AU.

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Queen of Everything
31 August 2014 @ 11:42 pm
Title: Hit the Bar & Go to Town
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Skyeward
Summary: Post-The Hub in which Grant Ward thanks Skye for saving his life, she gets mad at him for almost dying, and they frick frack on Coulson’s new bar.
Warnings: Smutty times below my friends.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  My AoS re-watch turned into a game of ‘how many ways can I make these episodes end with frick fracking’ which is great because no one loses! This is for a very special birthday girl named Ally who is getting this late because the new promo was released and I was too busy freaking out to finish this so for that I am sorry my love but I hope this makes up for it.

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Queen of Everything
29 August 2014 @ 09:39 pm
Title: Orange is the New Grant
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Skye/Ward
Summary: In which inmate Grant Ward meets S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Skye who has a tempting offer for him.
Warnings: Mild-angst and little shit Grant Ward.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  I had another idea for the meeting in prison AU and I decided to throw in a little bit of a soulmate AU because why not?

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Queen of Everything
29 August 2014 @ 06:18 pm
Title: Love is the New Black
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Skye/Ward
Summary: In which Skye’s an inmate and Grant Ward is a prison guard.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  Melissa requested Skyeward + meeting in prison.

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Queen of Everything
27 August 2014 @ 12:07 am
Title: The Academy
Chapter 11: Skye
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: R
Characters: Grant, Skye, Coulson, May, Fitz, Simmons, Triplett, Sharon Carter, Mama May, Fury, Hill, Dr. Weaver, Garrett, Agent Avery,  Grant’s family, & other MCU people that will be thrown in when needed
Pairings: Skye/Grant, Antoine/Jemma/Leo, & Melinda/Phil
Summary: AoS AU in which it is Phil Coulson, not John Garrett, that pulls a young Grant Douglas out of Juvie: After saving Grant from himself and his family, Phil enrolls Grant in The Academy, S.H.I.E.L.D.’s pre-communications Academy reserved for the teen children of agents and early recruits. There Grant meets Phil’s plucky daughter who teaches him that there is something worth fighting for and he finds a family in the form of his ragtag new group of friends. Or a story in which I show John Garrett how you’re really supposed to save a teenager because Phil Coulson is better than you.
Warnings: Mentions of past abuse, teenage shenanigans including underage drinking, dry humping, and unfortunate, awkwardly timed erections, plus Skye talks like a sailor and at some point she’s going to rid Grant Douglas of his virtue.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  This should really be called ‘in which Melinda’s momming is hella turnt up’ or yunno, whatever. Melinda May is an amazing mom. Skye loves her mom. She is also a daddy’s girl. It’s a good thing Skye never had siblings because she likes the attention. Skye deserves all the love in the world. Can you tell I love Skye? Did I basically write tumblr tags in my Author’s Note? I have two stories warring in my brain for attention; I’m beginning to lose it. Enjoy.

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Queen of Everything
24 August 2014 @ 12:50 pm
Title: The Academy
Chapter 10: Grant
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: R
Characters: Grant, Skye, Coulson, May, Fitz, Simmons, Triplett, Sharon Carter, Mama May, Fury, Hill, Dr. Weaver, Garrett, Agent Avery,  Grant’s family, & other MCU people that will be thrown in when needed
Pairings: Skye/Grant, Antoine/Jemma/Leo, & Melinda/Phil
Summary: AoS AU in which it is Phil Coulson, not John Garrett, that pulls a young Grant Douglas out of Juvie: After saving Grant from himself and his family, Phil enrolls Grant in The Academy, S.H.I.E.L.D.’s pre-communications Academy reserved for the teen children of agents and early recruits. There Grant meets Phil’s plucky daughter who teaches him that there is something worth fighting for and he finds a family in the form of his ragtag new group of friends. Or a story in which I show John Garrett how you’re really supposed to save a teenager because Phil Coulson is better than you.
Warnings: Mentions of past abuse, teenage shenanigans including underage drinking, dry humping, and unfortunate, awkwardly timed erections, plus Skye talks like a sailor and at some point she’s going to rid Grant Douglas of his virtue.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes:  Sorry for the long wait but I’ve been stuck trying to make sure Grant’s therapy is done properly. I’m not entirely sure I’m happy with it but I’m done obsessing over it. I also haven’t finished a proper outline for this thing so I’m just going to embrace winging most of it and seeing where it goes with all of the big stuff I want to do. You guys don’t mind if this ends up being like 50 chapters, right?  

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Queen of Everything
23 August 2014 @ 12:07 pm
Title: The Bodyguard
Chapter 04: Skye
Author: snarkysweetness
Rating: R
Characters: Skye, Grant, Melinda, Phil, Trip, Kate Bishop, Donnie, Fitz, Jemma, Maria Hill, Marcus Daniels, Ian Quinn, Clint Barton, Sharon Carter, & America Chavez; Skye/Grant, Melinda/Phil, Fitz/Simmons/Trip, & implied America/Kate
Summary: When Coulson assigns Agent Grant Ward to bodyguard duty he isn’t happy about it. He’s even less thrilled when he discovers he’s assigned to Coulson’s daughter, his old Academy frenemy turned international pop star. With an obsessive fan threatening Skye’s life and a world tour filled with shenanigans our two heroes are in for a whirlwind of adventure, romance, and secrets.
Warnings: Swearing, typical AOS-type violence, very mild sexual content.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author’s Notes: In case you all haven’t noticed Annie and I like to engage in a game of ‘who can hurt each other more with fic’ and I’m determined to win. Also, I don’t know how the frick this chapter ended up being so long because this was not how this was supposed to work, Skye.

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